Songs

I'm tired of listening to songs thats wrote so beautifully and full meaning. I was wondering... How come no one writes songs that is full of crap and humor with very nice music. Don't you think so too?

After awhile of debating with myself, I decided to try this shit myself! Lol! I will try to change the lyrics for a song and see whether does it goes according to what I am thinking... Lol...

So here goes! The 1st song to get destroyed by me is...

Karyn White - Superwoman

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Lyrics modified by me. Do not take any offense if you do not like what I changed the lyrics to. :p

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Early in the morning I put newspapers at the bathroom
And make sure that your toilet roll is fully loaded
You sure took your time, cause its too hard
All that's missing is your morning grunt
That used to echo around.

Now you say the paper is rough
It used to be so soft
And I can't help but to wonder
If you're having piles that bad.

You don't sit the way you used to sit
It's written on your face
I know it hurts
I will not laugh
But it's so hard to try.

I'm not your Superwoman
I'm not the kind of girl that can try not to laugh
And think that everything's okay
Boy, I am only human
This girl needs more than normal determination
To stop laughing cause of your piles.

Ooh, baby...
You fought your way through the long queue
Trying to make it to the toilet in time
You want to make sure that your pants will not be soiled
But when you get there you were disappointed
There's no toilet paper at all
You use your undies and tried to flush
But the toilet bowl got chocked

I'd like to think ya just crazy
When you called from the cubicle
I'm convinced I know the problem
You need a pair of underwear
You're just going to sit in there
And you're not being fair
I've got my stuff
And I wouldn't help
Still I can't help but care

I'm not your Superwoman
I'm not the kind of girl that can deliver anything
I don't have that kinda time
Boy, I am only human
This girl needs more than 24 hours
To send a clean pair of undies

I'm not your Superwoman
I'm not the kind of girl that can deliver anything
I don't have that kinda time
Boy, I am only human
This girl needs more than 24 hours
To send a clean pair of undies


Ooh baby, look into the contacts of your phone
I'll always be there for you
Through good and bad times
But I can't be that Superwoman that you want me to be
I'll give my love, oh lasting love
But I wouldn't deliver the undies

I'm not your Superwoman
I'm not the kind of girl that can deliver anything
I don't have that kind of time
Boy, I am only human
This girl needs more than 24 hours
To send a clean pair of undies

Ah ha, If you know it in your heart
And you understand me
Stop right where you are
And try to get out of there alone!

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh!
Ooh, ooh, ooh, oooooooooooooh!

I'm the kind of girl that can deliver toilet paper
But you've got to realize that underwear is a no no to me, yeah
I need time
I just need more time

I'm not your Superwoman
I'm not the kind of girl that can deliver anything
I don't have that kind of time
Boy, I am only human
This girl needs more than 24 hours
To send a clean pair of undies
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